Place to spot a mullet:

Wisconsin State Fair

We don’t know what it is about cows and chickens and carnival rides that attract mullets, but the State Fair is a mane attraction for many types of interesting ‘dos. Maybe it’s the feel of the wind whipping the long locks across the back of a mullet-head’s neck as the Torpedo spins seemingly out of control in the Midway. Or perhaps it’s the call of the carny workers luring them to spend $20 to win a $3 stuffed dog.

Wondering where the handlebar mustache went? Try the goat barn. A disproportionate number of handlebars seem to congregate there. And to us, even one handlebar mustache is a disproportionate number. We’ve always wondered what those mustaches look like in the morning, but can’t bring ourselves to do the research.