Place to spot a mullet:

Wisconsin State Fair

We donít know what it is about cows and chickens and carnival rides that attract mullets, but the State Fair is a mane attraction for many types of interesting Ďdos. Maybe itís the feel of the wind whipping the long locks across the back of a mullet-headís neck as the Torpedo spins seemingly out of control in the Midway. Or perhaps itís the call of the carny workers luring them to spend $20 to win a $3 stuffed dog.

Wondering where the handlebar mustache went? Try the goat barn. A disproportionate number of handlebars seem to congregate there. And to us, even one handlebar mustache is a disproportionate number. Weíve always wondered what those mustaches look like in the morning, but canít bring ourselves to do the research.

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-Get out of the doghouse gift
-Place to get a cavity
-Place to satisfy your caffeine craving
-Place to pamper your pooch
-Reason to wake up at 5 a.m.
-Green Bay Packer besides Brett Favre
-Place to pick up speed
-Brave a wall of cigarette smoke
-Way to shun the low-carb lifestyle
-Dressed Milwaukeean
-Reason to spend $8.50 for a movie
-Best pub popcorn
-Reason to ignore the raunchy smell
-Way to beat the fall chill
-Place to spot a mullet
-Reason to overcome your fear of heights
-Best dog park
-Neighborhood to bar hop
-Place for comfort food
-Mall Santa
-Milwaukee Brewer; Lyle Overbay
-Reason to be a cheesehead
-Reason to risk plunging into lake Michigan
-Place to find a golden oldie
-Place to procure a meat cleaver
-Place to assume a new identity
-Reason to eat an apple a day
-Tourist spot where even locals like to go
-Place to rack your balls
-Missed Milwaukeean
-Best place to hide from the world

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Contributing writers: Laurie Arendt, Kay Dahlke, Jordan DeChambre, Candace Doyle, Bob Gosman, Matt Hronick, JoAnn Petaschnick, Janet Raasch, Mary Lou Santovec, Amy Siewert Contributing photographers: Nathan Harrmann, Amy Siewert
Illustrations: Anjl Rodee