Best Place to Hide From the World:

Retzer Nature Center

The Vista Prairie Trail at Retzer Nature Center in the town of Genesee has the perfect quiet spot perched on top of a grassy hill overlooking the Kettle Moraine. 

The bench is named the Vista Overlook and on a clear day the buildings of downtown Milwaukee can be seen 25 miles away. Surrounded by natural grasses blowing in the wind, this bench is an ideal place to escape from the world, if only for a little while.

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Contributing writers: Laurie Arendt, Kay Dahlke, Jordan DeChambre, Candace Doyle, Bob Gosman, Matt Hronick, JoAnn Petaschnick, Janet Raasch, Mary Lou Santovec, Amy Siewert Contributing photographers: Nathan Harrmann, Amy Siewert
Illustrations: Anjl Rodee