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Fast times at Milwaukee High
Super jock or bookworm? Your favorite Milwaukeeans reveal their high school alter egos

By JORDAN DECHAMBRE-CHILDERS

November 4, 2009

Who were you in high school? The Spicoli? Sweet Stacy? Luscious Linda? Burger-flipping jock Brad? We asked a few popular Milwaukeeans to give us insight into their high school selves. Read on to find out who would have been voted most likely to live in Europe, or stared at their shoes during high school dances. And, with school back in full swing this month, take a trip down memory lane via your high school yearbooks. If yours is anything like mine, it will be worth a few big laughs.

Beth Nicols

Occupation: Executive director, Milwaukee Downtown

High School: Solomon Juneau High School, Milwaukee

I would have been voted most likely to: "Succeed at cheerleading — for people and causes I believe in."

If I knew in high school what I know now: "I would have worried less about the small stuff. I would have spent more time learning how to play a musical instrument or delving into the arts and literature. I definitely would have paid more attention in my world geography class. I would have hugged my grandparents even more than I did."

If my children knew the high school me, they would: "Definitely want to hang out with me!"

Paul Piaskoski

Occupation: Anchor and reporter, CBS 58 News

High School: Marquette University High School, Milwaukee

When the final bell rang, you would usually find me: "Running (or at least fast walking) for the door like the place was on fire. Didn’t everybody?"

At school dances, I was usually the one: "Staring at my shoes."

My high school self always pictured my future career would be in: "Broadcasting. Strange, but true!"

Jane Kaczmarek

Occupation: Actress, currently starring in "Raising the Bar" on TNT

High School: Greendale High School

After school, you would usually find me: "Heading to my job at Casual Corner at Southridge Mall. After that, I would go to play practice at school. When I got home on Wednesday nights, my mom always made me do the dishes. I’d say, ‘Mom, why do I have to do the dishes if I didn’t even eat here?’ But there was a good work ethic in my family."

One of the major things that have changed since I went to school is: "How people care for their books! When I was in school, the books didn’t belong to us. So, I would sit home and make brown paper bag book covers since we were responsible for them. To this day, when I see people writing in books, I cringe. I also liked to stop at Leon’s after school. It was always 10 cents. One summer the price rose to 11 cents, and I didn’t have an extra penny. They wouldn’t give it to me, so I had to walk to my friend’s house and borrow a penny from her mom."

I always envisioned my career would be: "In acting, but that was absurd at that time. That was like saying I wanted to be an astronaut. There were no teen stars then like there are now. I never really dreamed it would happen because it seemed too wildly unrealistic. Now, it’s all turned out so well. I could never have imagined the bounty I would get because of it."

Elizabeth Kay

Occupation: Morning show co-host, 99.1 WMYX

High School: St. Thomas More High School, Milwaukee

In my high school yearbook, most people described me as: "Having the ‘best personality.’ To be honest, at the time I thought that was kind of lame (which shows my maturity level in high school). But now I think that’s quite a compliment and out of all the amazing people that were in my graduating class, I’m flattered that’s how my peers described me."

I would have been voted most likely to: "Become famous. I’m still waiting for that to happen — I just hope if it does happen, it’s for something cool, not completely embarrassing myself on a reality TV show."

I would describe my high school style as: "Extremely casual. Even though I lived three blocks from my high school, I was always just barely making it to my first class before the bell rang. I would typically oversleep to my alarm, which meant I would have to throw on jeans and a sweatshirt with barely any makeup on almost every day. One day I had to get dressed up for an all-school mass and a guy in my class told me he didn’t even recognize me ‘looking like a girl!’ That’s what’s great about working in radio — I can get away with that same kind of dress code for work too!" 

 

Scott Schwebel

Occupation: Drummer and co-founder, The Gufs

High School: Racine Horlick and Wichita Southeast, Wichita, Kan.

I would have been voted most likely to: "Live in Europe. Funny how things work out — Milwaukee isn’t exactly Milan, but I love it."

My fondest high school memory is: "The summers, of course!"

I was in the "every" group because: "I was a jock that was into art and loved music, plus I rode a motorcycle. How could I fit into just one group?"

 


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