I
went out of town for one weekend and some guy from across 124th
Street starts advocating choo-choo trains on the editorial page. One
thing Metropolitan Milwaukee Chamber of Commerce President Tim
Sheehy did get right, "If you can’t get there from here, why
ride?"
My wife and I spent the past weekend at a family reunion in
Connersville, Ind. Near the motel was the local rail museum, host of
that weekend’s "Outing with Thomas the Tank Engine."
Seeing the costumed employees of this road show reminded me of my
family’s trips with my son to the rail museum in Union, Ill., to
see Thomas the Tank Engine.
The highlight for any kid at these events is the opportunity to
actually ride in a train car with Thomas the train pulling. The
train rides out for 10 minutes and then comes back to the yard. On
our last outing, we also rode in a train that was supposed to be
sold to Russia in 1918. We rode the train to the edge of town and
back, a round trip of 20 minutes.
And then we drove our cars home. No trains from there to here, of
course. Get there from here and back. That is the whole point of
transportation. What is the best way to get there from here?
Advocates of building trains like to claim that rail is the
future. I’ve seen the Jetsons and the future is flying cars.
George Jetson didn’t ride on a flying train.
Seriously, why would anyone believe that early 19th century
technology, the rail, is the wave of the future?
If the desire is to move from an origin point to an end point,
and probably return, then transportation must be focused on that
goal. Putting down fixed rails and requiring passengers to move
along those points (regardless of the passengers’ desire) defeats
the purpose of transportation.
Tim Sheehy’s desire for some sort of rail connecting Kenosha to
Milwaukee is supposedly to service 360,000 jobs within three miles
of the proposed stations. Even taking Sheehy at his word, three
miles is a large distance for most people to traverse by foot,
especially in bad weather. Sheehy’s choo-choo train will only
require still more public expenditures at every point along the
rails to complete the transportation from point to point.
Sheehy also fails to mention just how many people filling those
jobs live within a realistic distance of the train. Which of Sheehy’s
tax-sucking ideas can we expect to get people to the trains, and
then from the trains to the employers, and then back to the trains,
and then back to their homes? The proposed sales tax increase in
Milwaukee County? The proposed state expenditures for the KRM line?
(Read: money from Waukesha taxpayers.) More hotel and rental car
taxes?
How would increasing tax burdens for what will likely be
bottomless pits of mass transit desires improve the living condition
of taxpayers and the conditions for doing business in southeastern
Wisconsin?
On the other hand, how many hundreds of thousands of jobs are
within a few feet of the nearest road built for automobiles? Roads
that, despite MMAC’s supposed efforts, will suffer because the
governor has raided the transportation fund. Roads that we have
already committed to building and maintaining. Roads that are still
the most efficient way man has devised of moving people, goods and
services from point to point.
MMAC should expend its energies organizing car pools and private
buses rather than figuring out new ways to raise taxes.
I realize that some members of local governments were deprived as
children of riding along with Thomas the train. Perhaps they could
spare a weekend and get riding a train out of their systems. While
they are there, they can take a look around the railroad museums at
all of the dilapidated wrecks and realize that rail is the past.
You can no longer efficiently get there from here riding a train.
Why should the taxpayers go for the ride?
(James Wigderson is a blogger publishing at
http://wigdersonlibrarypub.blogspot.com and a Waukesha resident. His
column runs Thursdays in The Freeman.)