"They
don't make 'em like they used to. They're way better
now," said Anne Fleming, senior vice president for
communications at the Insurance Institute for Highway
Safety.
It's the kind of piquant statement
that will torque some car fans tighter than a lug nut,
and it's indisputably true.
The subject at hand is the astonishing
video showing a recent institute crash test of a '59
Chevy Bel Air hitting a 2009 Chevy Malibu, the Bel Air's
nearest equivalent among today's cars.
Bottom line: The Bel Air's driver
probably would have died. The person behind the Malibu's
wheel would walk away, sore and limping, but alive.
The video is simultaneously chilling
and encouraging. Anybody who has been in a collision has
to flinch as the Bel Air crash test dummy driver's head
and torso snap forward and the car's doors fly open on
impact.
If you're on the road today, though,
take heart from the fact that the Malibu's
computer-designed chassis did its job, sacrificing
itself so you would survive.
The two cars were each travelling at
40 mph when they collided. That's an exceptionally
violent crash, the sort guaranteed to leave people
maimed or dead just a few years ago.
The fact that occupants of a
well-engineered contemporary car would survive, bruised
but whole, is the payoff for 50 years of research and
regulation.
Nostalgia for tailfins is fine, but
don't believe anybody who tells you today's smaller,
more sophisticated cars aren't far superior to their
predecessors.
The 1959 Bel Air measured 210.9 inches
long, according to the National Automotive History
Collection at the Skillman Branch of the Detroit Public
Library. That compares with 191.8 inches for the 2009
Malibu, a typical contemporary midsize sedan.
The Bel Air the IIHS crashed weighed
177 pounds more than the Malibu.
The '09 Malibu has less steel, but
makes smarter use of it. Countless crash tests and
computer simulations have taught engineers where extra
metal adds strength vs. being fuel-sucking dead weight.
You can see the benefits in the video:
The Malibu's passenger compartment is almost unscathed;
the Bel Air's occupants would have had metal collapsing
all around them: the roof, dashboard, doors and
foot-wells all became tools of mayhem.
It's not that GM, or anybody else,
consciously made unsafe cars in 1959. They didn't have
the tools or accumulated knowledge that come from 50
years of progress.
Though the Bel Air's mass was made up
mostly of thick pieces of steel, the Malibu's weight
includes goodies no one dreamed of in 1959 — antilock
brakes, stability control, air bags, a CD player,
standard air-conditioning, emission and electronic
engine controls, to name a very few.
As much as we may love its looks, you
couldn't give the '59 Bel Air away if it were a new car
today. Not just because safety and environmental
regulations wouldn't let you. It would be laughed off
the showroom floor as hopelessly uncompetitive.
The video illustrates how far safety
engineering has come, but improvement has been equally
dramatic throughout a modern car.
From electric power steering to
synchronized gears and tuned shock absorbers, today's
vehicles are vastly more comfortable and easier to drive
than their predecessors. Not to mention little things
like heated seats, rear window defrosters and air
conditioners that don't pour a stream of condensation
onto your feet.
Electronic controls mean you no longer
have to cross your fingers and hope the engine will
start on damp mornings. They also provide fuel
efficiency and performance most drivers couldn't have
imagined in 1959.
Admire the beautiful shapes and
roaring engines in classics like the 1959 Bel Air, but
don't delude yourself that today's cars aren't superior
in every measurable way.