BMWs
belong on twisty back roads, blowing down them like
fierce little storms.
I
once tried to keep a blue M3 coupe in sight as it
dissected the dark, mossy woods of south Arkansas in
power slides that rustled the leaves on tall trees.
Puffs
of tire smoke punctuated every curve, but the M never
even wiggled its taut rump.
It
kind of made me want to enroll in old Bob Bondurant’s
driving school and charge about a thousand dinners to
The Daily Planet to cover the cost. (Just kidding, Col.
Belo. You know what a peach of a plebe I am.)
But
how do we view the 2011 BMW X3, a station wagon/trucklet/crossover
with sporting blood in its veins that seems most at home
on a Whole Foods parking lot?
Isn’t
the X3 sort of the official vehicle for the young khakis
in affluent areas?
Maybe.
But as with everything BMW, appearances can be
deceiving.
You
might recall the first X3 from a few years ago, which
looked a bit ungainly and rode so stiffly that you
wondered if BMW had mistakenly installed really large X6
springs in it or something.
Like
those first X3s, the thoroughly revised,
second-generation X3 I had was based on the 3-series car
platform — architecture that may be as good as you can
get in a midsized sedan.
The
bottom line: The harshness got hammered out in 2011.
Moreover,
the new X3 is actually a little larger than its
predecessor but looks more athletic — albeit still
familiar.
Although
its wheelbase remains about the same, it is slightly
wider and lower. In addition, the vehicle’s overall
length grew by three inches, providing more legroom in
back.
My
dark blue X3 had the distinctive upright kidney-shaped
Bimmer grilles up front flanked by fairly intense
headlamps with a German glare.
A
deep, sloping character line that runs through the door
handles gives the X3 a tautness missing in the old
trucklet.
The
muscular fenders on mine were draped over smallish
five-spoke 17-inch wheels shod with beefy 245/55 tires.
Inside,
you’ll find a fair amount of black plastic for a
vehicle that costs $43,875. But, hey, it’s pretty good
plastic.
The
black dashboard, for example, was flat on top but had
enough curves around it to look sleekly contemporary. A
slash of light-brown wood above the glove compartment
eased some of the darkness.
Its
off-white leatherette seats were flat-toned and a bit
rough in feel but provided fine support and seemed
fitting in a vehicle that can be taken off-road.
Matching
white inserts and a padded armrest lightened the
black-plastic door panels, and the trucklet had nearly
28 cubic feet of cargo space behind the rear seats —
not to mention a 3,000-pound towing capacity.
While
I give BMW high marks for retaining its traditional
round black-faced gauges, I intensely dislike the
automaker’s dense, unnatural computer controls for the
stereo.
C’mon
BMW. Even 21st century life shouldn’t be this
complicated.
But
you’ll mostly forgive their infamous electronic
excesses after your first trip around the block in the
nicely refined X3.
As
you would expect in a 4,200-pound all-wheel-drive
crossover, the X3 rides firmly, maintaining tight
control over body motions.
And
it hits hard over potholes and other myriad
imperfections in Dallas’ bad old streets. But at
cruising speed, the X3 feels confident and athletic.
Unlike
the superb-handling 3-series sedan, the 65-inch-tall X3
leans a little in hard corners, and the steering is
slightly thicker than the sedan’s — which might be
the best available on a mainstream sedan.
But
the X3 feels like it got at least 80 percent of the
sedan’s capabilities and isn’t the least bit fazed
by high-speed curves and shenanigans.
Grip
and balance are as good as I’ve experienced in a
crossover, and the X can even be tossed through tight
curves.
As
you probably know, BMW plans to replace its base
straight-six engine in some vehicles with a slightly
more economical turbo four. (Thanks, Bush. Thanks, Obama.
Thanks, bozos in Congress.)
But
for now, the entry-level engine remains a three-liter
six with 240 horsepower coupled to an eight-speed
automatic. This combo generates really solid
performance, running to 60 mph in an impressive 6.7
seconds, according to BMW.
It
also returns 19 miles per gallon in the city and 25 on
the highway — and ought to achieve it. I saw 23.6 mpg
on the computer while I had the X3, and I might have
shoved it around some.
The
long-legged engine is a polished performer, leaping away
from red lights and revving effortlessly to 6,500 rpm. I
wonder how good the optional turbo-six with 300
horsepower might feel?
For
my money, crossovers are like those border collies
trained to carry "cowboy" monkeys on their
back. They’re kind of interesting and unusual, but I
don’t really want one hanging out in my garage.
Still,
the demand for crossovers continues to grow. And if you
can afford the price of entry, the X3 is one of the best
at blending sports-sedan virtues with a little utility.
So
let’s throw a picnic basket and $300 plaid blanket in
this bad boy and find us a back road.
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2011
BMW X3:
—Type
of vehicle: Five-door, five-passenger, all-wheel-drive
crossover
—Base
price: $36,850 (excluding destination charge)
—Price
as tested: $43,875
—Fuel
economy: 19 miles per gallon city, 25 highway
—Weight:
About 4,200 pounds
—Engine:
In-line six-cylinder with 240 horsepower and 221
pound-feet of torque
—Transmission:
Eight-speed automatic
—Performance:
0 to 60 mph in 6.7 seconds
—Safety
rating: Unrated
SOURCES:
BMW of North America; Car and Driver