GAINESVILLE,
Fla. — Tim Suddard didn't need the recession to teach
him how to do more with less. That has been his
philosophy for 25 years, going back to the time when he
founded a car magazine called Grassroots Motorsports
near Daytona Beach, Fla.
Suddard, his staff and his readers
tend to fall into two categories: Auto enthusiasts who
like nice, fast cars but can't afford new ones, and auto
enthusiasts who can afford new cars, but would rather
build one themselves.
Plenty of Suddard's readers — and
Suddard himself, for that matter — used to fall into
the first category, but as they got older and wealthier,
they migrated into the second category. Old habits are
hard to break. Shake hands with Suddard and you can tell
that this publishing executive still spends more than
his share of time in his workshop.
Ten years ago, Suddard thought it
would be fun to challenge his readers to a friendly
competition: See what kind of vehicle you can build on
the cheap. The competition would be held in Florida once
a year, and competitors would have to build a vehicle
that could compete in three areas: Drag racing,
autocross (racing around a course laid out with orange
pylons), and a concours, which is a beauty contest that
would be judged by four mildly qualified enthusiasts,
one of them being me.
The total budget for each team to
build a car: Whatever year it is. For the 2009 Kuhmo
Tires Grassroots Motorsports Challenge, held recently at
the Gainesville Raceway drag strip, the budget was
$2,009. There is a little fine print: Labor costs don't
count, and you are allowed to make up some of the
expense by selling parts — say you bought a wrecked
car for $1,000 just to get the engine, and you sold off
$500 worth of parts, then your expense was $500 toward
your $2,009 budget.
Each year, we're surprised by the
quality and creativity. Well, mostly: Some competitors
show up just to have a good time, like the Colonel
Sanders look-alike who arrived in a Saturn disguised as
a chicken.
And each year, there is a separate
award for the worst bribes for the judges. Nothing this
year rivaled the authentic homemade prison tattoo
machine from a couple of years ago — all the judges
declined the offer to get tattooed then and there —
but we did get lots of beer, including fresh from a keg
mounted in the rear of the car; a dozen roses;
autographed photos of professional wrestlers we never
heard of (the "Hardy Boys"?), fresh grilled
bratwursts from a rolling grill that accompanied the
car, a complete set of "Hello Kitty" stickers,
but my favorite: A quart of authentic moonshine, in a
Ball canning jar. Anyone know how to get the enamel back
on my teeth?
Invariably, one of the entries we look
forward to most comes from Andy Nelson and his family,
from York, Pa. This year, Nelson showed up with a
pristine V-8-powered yellow hot rod, with a narrowed
Volkswagen Beetle body sitting on a homemade frame. How
does he do it for less than $2,009? Well, the floor, for
instance, used to be a Maytag dryer. The accelerator
pedal was made from an old file. Nelson even dismantles
the trophies he wins to see what usable parts might be
inside.
This year's overall winner, though —
second in the concours, third on the autocross and third
on the drag strip (11.84 seconds at 120 mph) — was
Team Gutty's 1988 Honda Civic CRX, built by a group of
friends from Grand Rapids, Mich. Astounding attention to
detail and beautiful paint complemented the fact that it
was screaming fast — the little four-cylinder engine
was turbocharged with a turbo from a Ford Thunderbird
found in a junkyard. The exhaust header came from a
trash bin at a race track.
Team Gutty managed to drop the weight
of the already-light car from 1,812 pounds to 1,698
pounds by shedding parts and, for example, swapping the
bigger car battery for a small, used motorcycle battery.
Too bad there isn't room to tell you
about the hybrid Pontiac Fiero from Oregon — regular
V-6 engine in the rear, electric powertrain from a
wrecked Chevrolet S-10 up front, powered by Toyota Prius
batteries found in a junkyard. Or the 1959 Zamboni ice
scraper that sat on a Mazda Miata platform, with a Ford
V-8 engine. Or the 1958 Fiat, the Mazda Miata with the
Lexus V-8 engine, or the 1974 Ford Maverick that blew up
in dramatic fashion.
For more information on those cars,
and details on next year's event, log on to
GrassrootsMotorsports.com. If you enter, leave the
moonshine at home.