Poor Grandma just had a
girdle.
Today, if you’re a woman who wants to congeal - er,
conceal - tummy rolls, lumpy skin or flabby flesh, you
go ‘‘Slim Cognito,’’ use a ‘‘Higher Power,’’
or play ‘‘Hide & Sleek.’’
With fun names, celebrity endorsements and one-word
company recognition, Spanx has become the Oprah (who
swears by ‘em) of the body-shaping world.
When the Spanx brand first hit the market eight years
ago, it began to change the way modern women felt about
their undergarments. In short: Minimalist underwear is
out. Body-gripping girdle-like structures are in. Even
women who slid into size 2’s and 4’s started wearing
Spanx to help smooth, shape and lift everything
underneath.
There are now more than 100 Spanx products (and many
Spanx-like products) on the market, each designed to
suck in, tuck in or hoist up your flesh in some unique
way.
Why the Spanx revolution? Because it makes you look
good. Think about it: no panty lines, limited jiggle.
But trying to choose just the right garment among the
dizzying array of Spanx choices available can be
confusing and frustrating. And Spanx isn’t cheap.
We decided it was time for someone to decode the
mysteries of multiple Spanx. We asked four women to try
three bestselling types of Spanx for a month and tell us
what they thought. The four women came in various shapes
and sizes, and ranged in age from 20-something to the
20-something’s mother.
Here, the results of our investigation.
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Footless Spanx, medium control, $20
What it looks like: This looks like a traditional
pair of hose, except they’re cut off just below the
knee.
What to wear it with: Pants (and very long skirts)
The good:
‘‘Everyone at work thought I had lost weight.’’
‘‘I was able to wear them with open-toed shoes
and slacks.’’
‘‘Fairly comfortable.’’
The bad:
‘‘Because they go far down on the leg (and I’m
short), I couldn’t wear them with any of my skirts or
dresses.’’
‘‘Itchy like hose.’’
‘‘Makes me feel fatter when I wear it with pants
because it’s an extra layer of clothing.’’
‘‘I felt like it gave me a uni-butt when I wore
jeans.’’
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Higher Power Spanx, $38
What it looks like: This starts right under the
bustline and covers the entire midriff, ending in
something that what looks like bike shorts. Crotch is
open.
What to wear it with: Skirts, dresses, even pants
(but be sure you have on a long top so people won’t
see your Spanx; see tips box).
The good:
‘‘Kept me warm in my cold office!’’
‘‘Made me feel more confident in skirts made of
thin fabrics.’’
‘‘Tight and a bit of a workout to pull all the
way up (I guess that’s why this one comes with a hole
in the crotch), but not too tight.’’
The bad:
‘‘Kept slipping down during the day. By the end
of the day, the top band would be around my waist.’’
‘‘They help you look good when you’re dressed,
but they’re not sexy undergarments!’’
‘‘I feel fat putting them on because they’re
tight!’’
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Slim Cognito Seamless Mid-Thigh Bodysuit, $68
What it looks like: Similar shape to the Higher Power
Spanx, but this one has a heavier material that holds
you in that much tighter. Also made of a slicker
material, which keeps clothes draping softly.
What to wear it with: Skirts, dresses.
The good:
‘‘Kept me very warm on cold days.’’
‘‘Made my bum look like it was in much better
shape.’’
‘‘My husband said, ‘Why don’t you wear that
dress more often?’ It’s one I wear all the time, but
obviously, I look dramatically better in it with Spanx!’’
The bad:
‘‘This was so slick that when I wore a skirt, it
would slide around my waist and sometimes I’d look
down and see my skirt was almost backward.’’
‘‘I really couldn’t breathe comfortably when I
had this one in place.’’
‘‘The shorts are long enough on me that if I
crossed my legs and was wearing a knee-length dress,
someone might see the edge of them.’’
‘‘I rarely got up to walk around because they
felt so constricting.’’
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5 TIPS FOR WEARING SPANX ... COMFORTABLY
1. Never, ever put them in the dryer. (And, take it
from us: Don’t let a
spouse/boyfriend/partner/housekeeper put them in a
dryer, no matter how helpful they’re trying to be.)
Unless you want to feel like you’re stuffing sausage
into casing the next morning, wash Spanx on the gentle
setting in cold water, and let them air- dry.
2. In dry winter air, Spanx will attract static
electricity, like pantyhose. Keep Static Guard or dryer
sheets handy to avoid having your legs/thighs/your
derriere cling to skirts and dresses.
3. Wearing Spanx with separates is tricky: If they
sit higher than the waistline on your pants or skirt -
and your top isn’t tucked in - the undergarment will
show each time you bend over, stretch, etc. Think about
your outfit and your activities for the day before you
pull on a Spanx.
4. Wearing a Spanx body shaper with tights is also
tricky: If you must wear both, wear the Spanx over the
tights. When we wore tights on the outside, we found
that they ‘‘crawled’’ down the Spanx during the
day. One caveat: If you’re wearing a short skirt, wear
the Spanx under the tights to avoid ‘‘exposing’’
the undergarment when you sit down, cross your legs,
etc.
5. Back fat is unsightly. To prevent it from showing
when wearing Spanx, make sure the top of the
undergarment reaches the bottom of your bra. Try not to
wear Spanx with anything that’s too body-skimming in
the back, or else cover your ‘‘lumps’’ with a
jacket or wrap.