Runner's
World.com executive editor Mark Remy is the kind of guy
you'd want to go for a run with. A veteran marathoner
with a childlike love for the sport, Remy would not
judge you for wearing a cotton t-shirt, he thinks the
whole pasta thing is overblown and he might offer a
trite slogan just when you need it most.
Best of all, Remy loves running. To
spread the gospel and to help non-runners and runners
co-exist peacefully, Remy has created a witty collection
of the unspoken rules of the sport. They can be found in
his new book "The Runner's Rule Book: Everything a
runner needs to know — and then some."
Remy, who we hope runs along Chicago's
lakefront soon, was kind enough to answer a few of my
questions about "The Rule Book" and running
culture.
Q: Which rule do you always end up
breaking?
A: I wouldn't say I always end up
breaking it, but ... probably Rule 1.47: Let Angry
Motorists Go. When I have a close encounter with a
driver — e.g., he or she rolls through a stop sign or
blows around a corner without looking my way — it's
awfully hard for me not to express my displeasure.
Especially if that driver is on the phone. This is why I
don't run with a large stick.
Q: Are runners a misunderstood group,
and if so, why?
A: I think we are, sometimes, to
non-runners. If you're a non-runner and you see some
poor sap out there in searing heat and humidity or
driving rain or a snowstorm, running hill repeats or a
20-miler or whatever, you're bound to find it puzzling.
And actually, for a lot of runners, I think that
puzzlement is a source of pride.
Q: Which rule or rule of thumb
generated the most debate at Runner's World?
A: I would say Rule 1.20 — the one
suggesting that ice baths are bunk. I know that many of
my RW colleagues swear by ice baths after a long run or
race. Not me. I still maintain that ice baths are an
elaborate practical joke being played on runners:
"Dude, you know what you should do after your run?
(snicker) Go sit in a tub full of ice water. (snicker)
No, seriously, it'll be great." I'm not falling for
it!
Q: The running tips speak to
experienced runners, novices and non-runners. How hard
was that to pull off?
A: Well, that's gratifying to hear,
because it's just what I was aiming for. Not that hard,
really. As a former non-runner and novice, and current
"experienced runner," I like to think I can
relate to all three groups. Although I'm apparently
still unable to refer to myself as an "experienced
runner" without putting that phrase in quotation
marks.
Q: Are you tempted to kindly tell
people running in place at stop lights to relax?
A: Sometimes. Then I remember Rule
1.13: Keep Unsolicited Advice to Yourself. And I move
on.
Q: What is the most annoying running
habit?
A: Oh, boy. That's a subjective thing,
I think — a dozen runners will have a dozen different
answers. For my money, though, the most annoying habit
has got to be overall obliviousness — runners who, for
whatever reason, behave as if they're running in a
vacuum. That's a broad, catchall habit that manifests
itself in all sorts of annoying and even dangerous ways:
sudden stops during a race, weaving around, cutting
other runners off, etc. Pay attention to your
surroundings!
Q: Why do you love running so much?
A: Where should I start? I love
running's simplicity. I love the fact that it hurts
sometimes. I love that our sport's stars are so
accessible, and so down-to-earth. I love how a 45-minute
run on a bad day can act like a "re-set"
button, leaving me refreshed and energized. I love how
each time I run a marathon, I swear them off forever —
then keep signing up for marathons. I love that when I
ran my first Boston and made the final turn onto
Boylston Street to the finish, I cried. (What other
sport packs that kind of emotional punch?) I love being
part of such a fantastic global community; as a group,
runners are the nicest bunch of people I've ever met.
And I love being able to eat ice cream pretty much with
impunity.
Q: Finally, thanks for the Farmer's
Blow (a.k.a. Snot Rocket) instructions. I can never
quite get it right.
A: You're very welcome. Just give me
some distance until you've perfected it.