friend, Betty, is truly younger than her years. Part of her
secret, I believe, lies in the humor she finds in living. So
in celebration of April 1, here are some food funnies from
Betty and others who brighten my life:
pairing rules for caveman in the Stone Age: "If it tries
to eat you, serve with red. If it runs away, serve with
elderly couple had dinner at another coupleís house. After
the meal, the wives went into the kitchen.
gentlemen were talking and one said, "Last night we went
out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would
recommend it very highly."
other man said, "What is the name of the
first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is
the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know
Ö the one thatís red and has thorns."
you mean a rose?"
thatís the one," replied the man. He then turned
towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, whatís the name
of that restaurant we went to last night?"
did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
robins are sitting in a tree. "Iím really hungry,"
says the first one.
too," says his pal. "Letís fly down and find some
fly to the ground and find some worms. After eating their
fill, the first robin says to his friend, "Iím so full
I donít think I can fly back up to the tree branch."
neither," says the second robin. "Letís just lie
here and bask in the sun."
fall asleep and a big tomcat sneaks up and gobbles them down.
his meal, he washes his face and says with satisfaction,
"I just love baskiní robins!"
would say, "You donít stop laughing because you grow
old. You grow old because you stop laughing."