Adrian
Fiorino has been playing with food for a long, long time.
Heck, he
grew up in a house where his papa wore whites to work, and
schlepped a chef’s knife instead of a briefcase — because,
of course, he was a chef. So too is Fiorino’s big brother.
And his mom, well, she’s Italian and as long as Fiorino’s
been around, she’s cooked everything from scratch.
So, no
big stretch for Fiorino to find himself the creator of the
blog insanewiches.com, and author of "Insanewiches: 101
Ways to Think Outside the Lunchbox" (St. Martin’s
Griffin, $16.99), a 222-page play-along-at-home guide to some
really out-there ‘wiches.
Back in
summer 2009, the adman by day just started looking around his
world, wondering, "What things in my life can I make into
a sandwich?" The Flip-Phone Cellwich was Insanewich No.
1.
Not long
after, Fiorino just had to make a Rubik’s Cube of pastrami,
kielbasa and pork belly. That mouth-stuffer went viral, with
more than 100,000 Web page hits from the hungry and the
curious.
What’s
with all the buzz? "It’s inspiration," says the
36-year-old who hails from Toronto. "Not only is it
spectacle, it’s something so bizarre and crazy, it inspires
people to make their own."
For kids
who, like Fiorino, get a kick out of playing with their food,
the creations are naturals. Here’s one starter ‘wich to
get ‘em thinking outside the lunchbox (with your watchful
eye — and essential coaching, but of course).
———
DON’T
EAT LIKE A BIRD!
Prep: 10
minutes
Makes: 1
sandwich
Note:
Adapted from "Insanewiches," by Adrian Fiorino.
Ingredients:
2 slices
light rye bread with caraway seeds
2 slices
dark rye bread
½
cooked chicken breast, chopped fine
1 ½
tablespoons fat-free mayo
1
tablespoon parsley
Salt and
pepper
1
pretzel stick
1. Using
the birdhouse templates, cut house bases out of each of the
light rye slices and roofs out of each of the dark slices.
Reserve the excess bread from the roof pieces.
2. Using
an apple corer, stamp a hole into one of the house bases. Make
sure to leave space beneath the hole for the pretzel stick.
Stamp one round out of the excess dark rye bread. Reserve.
3. Mix
chicken, mayo, parsley, and salt and pepper to taste in a
bowl. Place the house base without the hole on a board; place
1 roof slice on top so they are butting up against each other.
4. Spoon
the chicken salad on top of the first roof-and-house layer.
Place the second roof-and-house slices on top of the chicken
salad. Stick the pretzel into the sandwich right below the
hole. Place the reserved dark rye round down into the hole.
Nutrition
information:
Per
serving: 420 calories, 6 g fat, 1 g saturated fat, 37 mg
cholesterol, 65 g carbohydrates, 26 g protein, 1038 mg sodium,
8 g fiber.