Warning:
Halloween is just a little less than a month away, and
he who hesitates winds up with a Dachshund-as-hot-dog
costume.
In your
search for the perfect accoutrements for Halloween,
here are some options to get you started. And
remember: The scariest thing of all is waiting until
the last minute.
Any
animal looks cute in a costume, but toy dogs are just
delectable. Puppelove.com (866-472-6738) offers an
impossibly cute selection. Our favorites, all starting
at $28: a French maid outfit; Barktoria's Secret, all
frippery and pink satin; "Barkenstein,"
which has protruding bones instead of bolts; and a
taco costume that will be irresistible to any
Chihuahua owner with a sense of humor.
While
Satan parodies are a staple this time of year, the
cutest-little-devil award has to go to the
horned-and-caped ensemble by Zelda, that
dress-up-obsessed bulldog who also has her own line of
greeting cards and calendars. It's already on
back-order at buycostumes.com (800-459-2969), but we
found it in stock for $12 at costumes4less.com
(888-726-7886).
Very
few costumes walk the line between holiday and every
day, but we found one. The fluffy Panda Coat from Dogo
Design has a warm inner lining, Velcro closure - and
will make your Lhasa a dead ringer for Ling-Ling. You
can have the coat special-ordered for $33 at Fetch
Doggie Boutique and Bakery (302 E. Main St., Port
Jefferson, 631-331-0965; fetchdoggies.com) also has
some unusual costumes in stock, including a chef
($17.50) and a bullfighter ($18).
If your
dog objects to a costume, perhaps you can just
accessorize. BOO! scarves, available in small and
large sizes, are just $10 at Los Angeles-based
iseespot.com (877-586-8719, ext. 208).
You can
attempt to coerce your kitty into trying on a costume.
Or you can just settle for one of the "cat
hats" at spoiledrottenkitties.com (877-413-8747),
from the pink Biker Babe visor ($19.95) to the
monarchal Lil Majesty crown ($6.95).
Rhinestone
skulls were all the rage last year, and the Italian
leather collars at bowhausnyc.com (212-673-2705) are
accessorized with skulls made of Austrian crystal
rhinestones. Prices start at $140 for extra small, up
to $170 for large.
Shoulder-perchers
can get into the act, too. Flightquarters.com
(888-412-7667), which markets bird diapers, sells
"flight suits" starting at $20.99 with one
of five Halloween-themed appliques. Also on tap are
AvianAttire costumes for large birds and small, from
tailed tuxedos to an Uncle Sam get-up (both starting
at $36.99).
If your
bird prefers to be cagey, then go the toy route. At
auniqueidea.com (586-465- 7933), you can pick up a
jack-o'-lantern-inspired thick pine wood chew toy for
$10.75.
Mammals
aren't the only ones who have to suffer the indignity
of dressing up on All Hallow's Eve. Hermit crab shells
painted with everything from jack-o'-lanterns to
skulls and crossbones are available at
thecrabisland.com (978-297-4728).