Nearly
every time I pull out my iPhone or fire up my laptop,
I get an interesting look into the people and
businesses that surround me. How do I do this? By
looking at the names of their wireless networks.
As the
number of wireless networks, and the number of
portable devices that can connect to them, continues
to increase, naming a wireless network has become the
high-tech equivalent of getting a vanity license
plate, providing humor or insight into its creator.
Some
people, such as Heather Whaling of Winter Park, Fla.,
use their Wi-Fi network to express their love of a
particular sports team. Whaling named her network
"Go Bucks!" after her beloved Ohio State
University Buckeyes. But soon after, another network
popped up in her condo building called "go
gators."
Others
give their networks names that have specific meaning,
such as a favorite nickname, word or vacation spot.
Orlando Magic player Adonal Foyle has named some of
his Wi-Fi networks "Lucky1" and
"Lucky2" after a donkey he had growing up in
the Caribbean.
One
popular method is to give your Wi-Fi network a name
that will deter others from using your network or
others without permission, such as "Not
Yours." This is especially popular in apartment
buildings, which are typically ground zero for Wi-Fi
theft.
Last
year, Alyssa Myracle set up an unsecured wireless
network in her Orlando apartment and soon discovered
her neighbors were mooching off her network. She could
tell because she saw their Apple iTunes libraries pop
up when she had the music program open. So she
protected her network with a password and called it
"stealingiswrong." Although the password
prevented others from getting on her network, she
hoped her network name would be a "good reminder
that it's not cool to steal Internet from people who
are paying for it!"
Others
take a more sinister approach by giving their networks
names such as "SSID Virus," "Apple
Virus," "Fatal Error F01," or
"Chinese Spyware."
Lauren
Mayeux said when she was a student at the University
of Central Florida, she used her wireless network to
send a different sort of message to her neighbors.
"I
had some very rude neighbors who kept music with heavy
bass blaring at all hours of the night and the complex
wasn't much help," she says. "Out of much
frustration, I renamed my wireless network to
something like 'LoudNeighborsSuckTurnItDown.' No idea
if they ever saw the message, but it made me feel
better at the time."
Gavin
Hall, an Orlando Internet entrepreneur uses his
wireless network as a virtual billboard for his resume
and job networking Web site, emurse.com. Hall connects
an aircard to his laptop to give him Internet access
and also create a Wi-Fi network for those around him.
When he goes to conferences, he leaves his laptop out
so others can get online and learn about his business.
His network is called "Please visit emurse.com."
What
about people who don't change their Wi-Fi network name
and just keep the default of "linksys" or
"netgear"? They either don't know a lot
about technology or are really boring.
Besides
giving you insight into a person or business, seeing
what Wi-Fi network names pop up when you are traveling
can give you a feel for your new surroundings. For
instance, during a recent trip to Harvard Square in
Cambridge, Mass, I got out my iPhone and saw a network
with whose name started with "Bush is a ..."
and ended with a very vulgar word. If you didn't
already know that Cambridge was a pretty liberal
place, this would be a good indicator.
And
sometimes, a Wi-Fi network with a certain name popping
up at a certain time can seem more than just
coincidence. When I was voting in the recent primary
election, a network popped up called "gustav."
This was a few days before the storm was dominating
the news, but people were just starting to talk about
it and perhaps the appearance of this network was an
indication that this Gustav would be a storm that
deserved my attention.