Carnival Cruise Line's newest Fun Ship
has all the requisite features: food enough for 10 meals a
day, activities galore, Vegas-style shows, movies under
the stars, a nine-hole mini golf course, a water slide and
much more.
Yet, "fun" standards aside,
the Splendor clearly is in a class by itself.
For starters, the 113,000-ton ship is
the largest in the fleet, measuring more than three
football fields long. Its size becomes starkly obvious as
the ship narrowly clears the Golden Gate while passing
underneath the bridge _ or in the tired legs that result
from the three hours needed to tour the ship's 13 decks.
But the real differences go much
deeper, and aren't necessarily obvious at first glance.
Last month, I got a closer look during
a two-day preview cruise out of San Francisco. (We didn't
go anywhere, unless you count circling in the Pacific
Ocean.) The sneak peek came only weeks before the
Splendor's first Mexican Riveria cruise April 5.
Usually, Carnival's grand ships snag
the more elite itineraries, sailing the Mediterranean or
Caribbean routes. Indeed, the Splendor _ which debuted in
July _ was the first Fun Ship to sail to South America
earlier this year. But now the Splendor will make
year-round jaunts to the Mexican Riveria from Long Beach,
making it the largest Carnival ship to ever sail the West
Coast and the newest ship on the Pacific Ocean.
Let's face it, the pool deck says a lot
about a ship. Here, the bars are always crowded; the
pizzeria and grill run 24 hours a day; and finding a
lounge chair often requires waking up early or staying up
late, especially with a jumbo movie screen hovering over
the pool.
The big difference on Splendor is
immediately apparent in the deck's sultry air, compliments
of a sky-dome roof.
The Splendor abandons the usual large,
open sun deck with tiered platforms graduating down to a
mid-ship pool. Here, two decks are stacked on top of each
other and a glass retractable roof can entirely enclose
the pool deck. It more closely models those on Costa's
cruise ships.
At first glance I was prepared to
dislike the deck. Humid spaces remind me of sweaty locker
rooms from my past life as a sports writer. Plus, the
enclosed space sounded more like a concert venue than an
ideal place to relax when music poured from the speakers.
I changed my tune midway through our
little trip. Stormy conditions had turned our sailing into
a rough-and-tumble battle to stay upright, with strong
winds whipping around the decks. But thanks to the now
completely closed roof, the sun deck remained balmy _ and
suddenly a welcome escape from the cold.
What's more, it's not as if the
Splendor lacks an outdoor pool area. The aft pool has a
good-size deck, large bar and two eateries. In other
words, you have choices.
The Splendor also borrowed from two
Costa ships _ the Concordia and Serena _ in designing the
21,000-square-foot Cloud 9 Spa.
One of the largest of floating spas, it
spans the forward position of two full decks.
Floor-to-ceiling picture windows look out over the sea
from the expansive workout gym, full-service hair and nail
salon and 17 private treatment rooms.
The decor blends dragons, Buddhas and
slightly too-anatomically-correct mosaic-tiled mannequins.
Therapies are a mix of Asian, Middle Eastern and European
styles.
The most impressive spa feature is the
thalassotherapy pool. Water jets circulate heated ionized
water, but the pool feels more like a natural bubbling
spring than a giant hot tub. Dragon statues loom over the
pool; above those, a glass dome lets in ample natural
light.
The spa also contains a thermal suite,
designed to mirror Turkish baths, with herbal steam and
sauna grottoes, tropical showers and heated chaise
lounges.
The thermal suite and thalassotherapy
pool are available for $35 a day. Guests of the 68 spa
staterooms and suites receive unlimited complimentary
access.
The spa staterooms are a new addition
to Carnival. They retain the same floor plan as the other
cabins, but have Asian-inspired artwork and in-room spa
products. Guests of these rooms have private elevator
access to the spa, priority for appointments (although
treatments still cost extra) and complimentary fitness
classes.
In true Fun Ship fashion, the Splendor
caters to all demographics. And frankly, it left me
wishing I were much younger again.
This isn't the best ship for kids _ the
water-spray park and water slide are far more subdued than
what's available on the Fantasy; still, at three decks
high and 214 feet long, the Twister Waterslide hardly
classifies as tame _ and the Splendor clearly makes its
under-18 crowd a priority.
Camp Carnival, for 2- to 11-year-olds,
is, at 5,500 square feet, the largest kids playroom on a
Carnival ship. In the toddler room, bins are sorted by
themes, from the usual dinosaurs to the more unusual
chipmunks. Giant Lego-like building blocks fill one
corner. Low-built sinks sit in an alcove.
The 6- to 8-year-olds room features
more hands-on activities, such as Pucker Powder and a Sand
Blast station. In the room for 9- to 11-year-olds, screens
featuring Wii games circle a bank of windows overlooking
the ocean.
Teenagers also have their own space.
Circle "C" offers individual gaming consoles _
including Wii guitars _ and a sound system with karaoke
for 12- to 14-year-olds. The odd thing is the placement of
the room, tucked back by a main dining room and the
library, one deck down from the Promenade. Considering
these young teens can come and go as they please, I
expected a room more centrally located or at least easier
to reach.
For 15- to 17-year-olds, Club O2
features a dance floor with professional disc jockey,
gaming pod, 60-inch big-screen televisions and a soda bar.
Bubble water tubes and the sleek soda bar lend this a
not-too-grown-up nightclub feel.
Carnival's big, bold decor feels a
little more modern chic on the Splendor. Design architect
Joe Farcus built around a splendid-elegance theme. Here,
Carnival purple gives way to pink, especially in the
atrium.
The walls are splashed in a composite
material of stainless steel and circular cutouts of
pink-stained wood with black-pigment grain. The balcony
and main staircase handrails also use this pink- and
black-grained wood. Accented with dark pink leather chairs
and gold-leaf beams, the atrium definitely pops.
Personally, I was more taken with the
eye-pleasing, glitzy Spectacular Spectacular main theater.
Farcus tried to create a show lounge where the entire room
is a stage.
The room is draped in sparkling, silver
and blue fiberglass curtains, and colored teardrops hang
from domed chandeliers.
Also impressive is the eclectic group
of theme bars and nightclubs. Some are over-the-top, such
as the Red Carpet dance club where the carpet, tiled
walls, ropes and even the neon lights are all red. Others
have an understated elegance, such as the El Morocco
nightclub with painted murals, Arabian-style windows,
lanterns and a ceiling that makes you feel as if you've
stepped into a desert tent.
My favorite bar was the Grand Piano,
where a grand piano is surrounded by a circular bar
designed to look like giant piano keys. Recessed lighting
and marble lend it a high-end look, while the nightly
"Piano Party with Ron" borders the risque after
midnight.
During our preview cruise, the casino
was not in operation.
The Splendor still features the sleek
main dining rooms, but the specialty dining options demand
notice.
The Splendor has drawn from the best of
Carnival's previous Fun Ships _ a rotisseries from the
Imagination and Inspiration, Mongolian Wok from Liberty
and Freedom (the long lines are worth the wait) and Indian
Tandoori from Freedom. Their Taste of the Nation features
a different international cuisine every day; the
California Roll serves sushi and a fee-coffee bar offers
specialty coffees and teas.
The Chocolate Extravaganza late-night
buffet should not be missed, even if you only go to take
pictures. Rumor had it that the ice cream sundae bar made
an appearance on our cruise, but, with much regret, I
missed that one.
The shining jewel touted on the
Splendor is its steak house. The Pinnacle Club is
decorated in maroon and bronze with pillars and skylights
that open to the night stars. Attention to detail is
exemplary, with service and food unrivaled aboard a cruise
ship. The steaks are cooked to order; the lobster is
removed from its shell at your request. A singer and
keyboardist provide live music alongside a glass dance
floor suspended over a mini atrium.
But the Pinnacle Club still fell short
of the truly intimate dining experience expected when
being charged $30 per person. The restaurant sits open,
overlooking a two-level, casual poolside eatery. While the
music helped drown out the noise below, the scene was
still somewhat jarring for a fine-dining experience.
A few other issues also were
noticeable.
Moments after boarding, we got stuck in
an elevator for five minutes. Later that day, the lifeboat
drill started 20 minutes late on a very cold, breezy
outdoor corridor, where the wind was so strong it was
impossible to clearly hear the intercom instructions.
The Splendor offers Serenity, an
adults-only deck placed in proximity to the top of the
water slide. Naturally, kids tend to be loud on water
slides, so serenity may be hard to find here.
And speaking of loud, some guests in
the mid-ship staterooms noted that noise from the open
atrium filtered through their closed doors.
But even with these few blips, the
Splendor still lives up to its name.
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IF YOU GO:
INTINERARY: Seven-day Mexican Riveria
cruises on Carnival Splendor sail round trip from Long
Beach with ports of call in Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan and
Cabo San Lucas.
COST: Starts at $379, based on double
occupancy.
MORE INFORMATION: www.carnival.com;
888-227-6482.