| The
Althausen family, from Reno, Nev., prepares for a
meal at Cafeteria Mallorca. Cruise ships dock
nearby, so the place can get full of tourists. |
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SAN
JUAN, Puerto Rico — This island offers so many visual
treats — gorgeous beaches, rugged hills, beautiful
churches and majestic historic forts — that dining
becomes a virtual afterthought. A hunk of meat or fish,
some sides of mofongo (fried mashed plantains) and
mamposteao (rice and beans with other goodies), a stiff
rum drink and you’re good to go, right?
Well,
yes, that’ll do nicely much of the time. And if you get
a chance to attend a pig roast (which draws locals and
tourists alike to drink beer, listen to music and feast on
lechon asado, or whole-roasted pig), by all means do so.
You’ll have to leave the city for the mountains (mine
took place at a water’s-edge park just outside of town,
but my host assured me that everything beyond the city
limits is "the mountains"), but it’s worth the
trip.
There’s
no shortage of restaurants in the city, of course, but the
sometimes frustrating thing about dining here is that
many/ most restaurants cater to the tourist trade, which
they identify (probably with cause) as unadventurous.
Seasonings can be mild to the point of blandness; local
products can be forsaken for the presumed cachet of, say,
Pacific Ocean seafood.
But
there is excellent, locally focused dining to be had in
San Juan, if you know where to look. On a gloriously long
weekend here, when the temps back home were in the
single-digit range, I found a few places so exciting I’d
return even if the weather weren’t as glorious as it so
often is.
A
few random observations:
As
with most tourist-heavy, hot-weather destinations, service
can be iffy. The people are always friendly, no question,
but a certain laid-back "island time" lethargy
is part of the deal here. If you’re accustomed to highly
attentive and efficient service, you might want to
recalibrate your expectations. You’ll enjoy the pace if
you give it a chance.
Sauteed
veal brains are a thing here. Don’t be afraid. If you
can handle sweetbreads, you’ll be OK with brains.
Swordfish
is rarely a bad choice in San Juan; they get in good
product.
Beef
is rarely a smart choice. Sure, they fly in good steaks,
but did you really cross X number of time zones to cut
into a steak that might have been on the same plane you
took?
Here’s
a short list of worthwhile restaurants, all within easy
cab or bus rides of each other:
—Cafeteria
Mallorca: Start your day off right at this cafeteria/
bakery in the heart of Old San Juan, the narrow-street
neighborhood where the cruise ships dock. A mallorca is a
sweet, filled pastry (about $3 or so) dusted with powdered
sugar, even when the filling is ham and cheese, which is
one of several variations. Grab a seat at the counter,
pull a couple of paper napkins from a vintage Coca-Cola
dispenser and prepare to get messy. The pastries are
yummy, warmed to order, but that confectioners’ sugar
gets everywhere. Get here before the cruise ships dock and
the place will be full of locals; arrive closer to
lunchtime and you’ll see a lot of cameras. 300 San
Francisco St., San Juan 787-724-4607.
—Marmalade:
A 9-year-old absolute gem in Old San Juan. The simple
exterior provides no hints to Marmalade’s undulating,
contemporary interior, which easily could be mistaken for
a nightclub were it not for the considerately moderate
music level and the joyful, locally focused cooking by
chef/owner Peter Schintler, an Iowa farm boy now pushing
local produce in the Caribbean. Affinity is too mild a
word to describe Schintler’s way with vegetables; in
addition to stellar ceviche and pork belly over black bean
puree, he offers an entire vegetarian menu, with such
treats as baby kale salad using a garlic and mustard-seed
vinaigrette, and raw cauliflower with Middle Eastern
seasonings and chips made from mustard greens. Main
courses will run as high as $35, but most are less than
$25. Service was, hands down, the best I experienced on
the island.
Mounted
plaques on the bar walls attest to the restaurant’s
various Wine Spectator awards, and among the excellent
cocktails is the Global Warming, a sort of margarita
bearing a large spherical ice cube made with three hot
chilies; the drink has a modest spice level at first, but
as the ice melts, the heat level rises. Here’s a
situation in which nursing your drink can have serious
consequences. 317 Fortaleza St., San Juan, 787-724-3969.
—Laurel
Kitchen Art Bar: Mario Pagan’s newest restaurant (he
also has Chayote and Lemongrass, both highly regarded) is
inside the Puerto Rican Museum of Art in the Santurce
district. So the likelihood is that you’ll visit at
lunchtime (same menu, lunch or dinner), in which case
abandon the sleek dining room in favor of outdoor balcony
dining. The menu embraces a wide range of goodies: lamb
meatballs, coconut shrimp in guava sauce, shellfish paella
and veal brains in dark butter. Most main courses are in
the upper $30s. The food is international, but every dish
bears hints of local ingredients. Service is leisurely,
but who’s in a hurry in a museum? 299 De Diego Ave., San
Juan, 787522-6444.
—Pikayo:
Chef Wilo Benet (if you follow cooking-competition reality
TV, you’ve probably run across the name) is a legendary
chef in Puerto Rico. His impressive resume includes work
at Le Bernardin in New York, and he cooked at the governor’s
mansion here in San Juan. The guy even has his own wine
label (Dobleu). Pikayo is Benet’s flagship restaurant
(he has others), first opened 22 years ago and
re-established in 2009 in the Conrad San Juan, a luxury
beachfront hotel-with-casino at the edge of San Juan’s
tony Condado neighborhood. The dining room is gorgeous and
white-tablecloth elegant, and there’s a deep and
impressive list of largely Old World wines along with an
ambitious cocktail list. You’ll pay resort prices —
entrees here run from $36 to $45 — but maybe you’ll
get lucky on the slots on your way out.
The
cooking generally is quite good, but the menu was designed
with tourists in mind, so you have to peruse carefully to
find local flavor. The prix-fixe tasting menu ($65), for
instance, offers main course choices of filet mignon in
port wine sauce and shrimp with chorizo — good stuff,
but not exactly the pot at the end of the locavore
rainbow. Seafood dishes, notably swordfish and salmon, are
probably your best bets. 999 Ashford Ave., San Juan,
787-721-6194.
—1919:
The Condado Vanderbilt hotel is so new it doesn’t have
rooms available yet. But when the property was ready, the
owners opened the spiffy 1919 restaurant anyway. "We’d
already been on the island for eight months," said
executive chef Jose Cuevas. "So we decided to open
and get the buzz around." The restaurant certainly is
buzz-worthy. Sun-drenched by day (you can see the ocean
from the dining room) and dark and sultry by night, the
restaurant projects a sultry and intimate mood, aided (or
hampered, depending on your mood) by sometimes overly
formal service. As with Pikayo, you’re in luxury
territory; entrees will range from $34 to $48.
Cuevas
is a born-and-raised Puerto Rican, but his cooking career
took him to several top-notch restaurants in New York
(Blue Hill, Alain Ducasse) and elsewhere before he
returned home. Though he insists "we’re not trying
to do Puerto Rican food whatsoever; we leave that to the
grandmas," local vegetables and in-house vinaigrettes
are the stars of Cuevas’ plates.
He
offers, for instance, a "taste of tuna" in which
pristine slices of raw tuna are draped over respective
piles of mozzarella and caviar, pine nuts and capers, and
octopus and preserved lemon, and you’ll remember the
accompaniments long after you’ve forgotten about the
tuna.
You’ll
remember Cuevas’ picture-perfect presentations too.
Somewhere in the dining room is a coqui, a native frog
whose distinct chirp (more like a screech, and it goes on
all night) belies its inch-long size.
"I’m
not sure how he got here, and we’re not sure where he
is," the chef said. "He just showed up and made
his home here." You might want to do the same once
hotel rooms become available this year. 1055 Ashford Ave.,
San Juan, 787-724-1919.
—Jose
Enrique: I’m still kicking myself for missing out on
this restaurant; several of my traveling companions
(business trip) got to this place, and they haven’t
stopped raving about it. Chef and owner Jose Enrique is a
food-fanatic superstar here, and that was before Food
& Wine magazine named him one of America’s Best New
Chefs of 2013. There are disadvantages to dining here. The
restaurant doesn’t accept reservations, and if you
arrive after 6 p.m., you pretty much can count on a
two-hour wait for a table. Check the wall board for the
day’s menu, but expect main courses to be in the uppers
$20s for the most part.
Happily,
the bar offers terrific cocktails, or you can leave your
cellphone number at the desk and stroll to one of several
nearby restaurants to pass the time. The dining room is
filled with young locals, and it’s noisy.
And
the neighborhood is dicey enough that the restaurant
staffers will insist on calling a cab for your return trip
(depending on your hotel, the distance is walkable). But
the food inspires poetry. Next time for sure. 176 Calle
Duffant, San Juan, 787-725-3518.