Now it's time for something
completely different: a battle of the angels. War of the
Winged Worlds. Apocalypse, times two.
"Legion" is a pretty spectacular yarn, something
that works better even as an intellectual exercise than as a
sheer visceral entertainment. The premise is that God's had it
with humanity. He has decided to dispatch the legion of angels
to wipe out the species, but what the heavens fail to
anticipate is the Archangel Michael (played by Paul Bettany),
who has descended from heaven to work in a remote desert
diner.
One sunny day breaks into chaos, and the patrons join
Michael in fortifying the diner and sitting down to devise a
plan. They ask what's going on and he slowly, methodically,
lays out the truth: The creatures outside are objects,
possessed by angels to wreak holy hell on the human race.
"I don't believe in God," says one skeptical
customer.
"That's OK," Michael retorts. "He doesn't
believe in you, either."
What unfolds is a curious mix of battlefield warfare,
high-flying supernatural tension and religious dogma, all
stirred up into an action and frenzied by director Scott
Stewart.
I have never really seen a movie like "Legion"
before, and what impressed me most was the way it scrambled up
your sense of allegiance. Halfway through the proceedings, I
found myself wondering if these humans are wrong to go against
God's will? Is this archangel being selfish or merciful in
siding with humanity. What if apocalypse was not something to
be mourned, but accepted? After all, all things must end.
Bettany doesn't do much as Michael, standing in the shoes
of the warrior without interfering from the action. Slightly
more convincing, however, are the special effects, which
portray a heavenly Armageddon in convincing ferocity and
detail.
And there's something rather fun about the foxhole quality
of "Legion." As the terrified humans huddle
together, pondering their predicament and developing an exit
strategy, we wander far off the path of your conventional
genre thriller. At a certain point, you can toss all
expectations out the window; we've entered altogether foreign
territory.
The fact that the story is a bit one-note is perhaps
inescapable. When you have the wrath of heaven coming down on
this diner, there isn't much room for subplots or side
stories. The result is a film that's a little monotone, but
still a whole lot of fun.
For your angels vs. humanity fix, "Legion" will
do just fine.
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