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John
Cho and Kal Penn star in "Harold & Kumar Escape
from Guantanamo Bay."
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I liked the guys better when they were just trying to score
some sliders.
When "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" first
hit theaters, four years after the debacle that was "Dude,
Where’s My Car," people were bracing for just another
lazy stoner comedy. But instead, "Harold & Kumar"
asserted itself as a smarter, funnier spoof than anyone was
expecting.
In its two unconventional leads, John Cho and Kal Penn struck
a chemistry that was infectious, and setting aside the film’s
final, inane 20 minutes, there was something refreshingly simple
and believable about the premise - that two young guys, stoned
and bored, would get lost on their way to some late-night eats.
It was a perfect mix of characters and coincidences, and
"Harold & Kumar" left audiences wanting more. But
sadly, in molding this weekend’s sequel, "Harold &
Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay," those at New Line have
chosen to play up the slapstick while playing down the dialogue.
It’s an approach that makes for far more timely and
provocative material - hence the escape from the infamous
military prison, and the sequence in which President Bush puffs
on a joint - but it also means that what’s missing is the
chemistry and the charisma of Cho and Penn, who don’t so much
run the show here, as play the part of observers.
Beginning only a few minutes after the final scene of the
2004 film, Guantanamo Bay starts with both the nervous Harold (Cho)
and the carefree Kumar (Penn) heading to the airport, eager to
board the plane for Amsterdam, where Harold can track down the
girl of his dreams and Kumar can smoke up without being hassled.
But on the plane, determined to get high, the duo disables
the bathroom smoke detector, and is mistaken by the flight crew
as terrorists. Back at the airport, they’re interrogated by a
swaggering agent from the Department of Homeland Security
(played by Rob Corddry), who decides to send the two to
Guantanamo Bay - where they remain for approximately five
minutes.
From there, it’s a rather preposterous trip back to the
Northeast, hitching a raft ride back to the continental United
States, stumbling upon a Ku Klux Klan rally in progress as they
make their way through the forests of the South, and even
finding their way to a southern brothel where foreplay turns to
gunplay. Oh, and then there’s the ironic stop through
Crawford, Texas.
The problem is that, without the car and the familiar
geography, these two jokesters seem woefully out of their
element. As they literally roam across the countryside, the
jokes become more obvious and - as a result - less interesting,
and all this shtick about breasts, booze and bigotry starts to
wear thin quickly.
There’s a special treat for "H&K" fans during
the closing credits - something of a travelogue where we go
behind the scenes as these actors enjoy an Amsterdam holiday. It
was here where I was reminded of what film critic Gene Siskel
once said about how to judge a movie: "Is this film more
interesting than a documentary of the same actors having
lunch?"
With "Guantanamo," the answer is no. While the
first Harold & Kumar felt like a random Saturday night out
with the guys, fans will have to wait until the closing credits
of the heavy-handed sequel to finally get a dose of that
carefree whimsy.